Somehow I can't think of a less productive way to spend ones time: translating the bible into lolcat.

From John 1:

  1. In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd iz liek "Oh hai Ceiling Cat" and teh werd eated teh Ceiling Cat.
  2. In teh beginz teh werd an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz.
  3. Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.
  4. Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez "Oh hay lite."

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